Glitter everywhere

Would anyone object if I proposed the banning of all glitter?

Brutus

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5 Responses to Glitter everywhere

  1. Rich Wright says:
    December 26, 2018 at 9:40 AM

    How about when you go over to your friend’s house, and you notice that he has glitter on his face?

    Is he wearing makeup? Did he just come back from a strip club? Does his wife know?

    Is he living a secret life?

    If you ban glitter, life loses some of it’s mystery. We need glitter, if only for the undeveloped back story.

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  2. The Oracle says:
    December 26, 2018 at 10:51 AM

    The world be less sparkly !

    Well, Las Vegas would be exempt !

    (You must have run out of titles of things to talk about El Paso.)

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  3. Anonymous says:
    December 26, 2018 at 11:33 AM

    Curmudgeon!

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  4. Anonymous says:
    December 26, 2018 at 12:01 PM

    Did someone pickup the wrong package from someone else’s porch?

    https://www.digitaltrends.com/home/nasa-engineer-mark-rober-glitter-bomb-package-theft/

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  5. Anonymous says:
    December 26, 2018 at 12:46 PM

    Yes

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